Once upon a time, in a huge temperate forest up in the northern part of France, lives a happy wonderful family called the “white” due to their extremely pale face, probably inherited from their vampire ancestor. Anyway, there lives a happy naïve princess called snow white who survives perfectly every day under her parent’s rule of the kingdom with capitalistic idea yet an authoritarian regime. Despite how snow white’s parents basically rule everything in the kingdom, people were relatively happy that they are used to have a strong centralized government or people to rule over their life. People are able to own their shops, if they were able to become a boss of their magical potion or horse carriages industry, and exploit their workers with more than 20 hours of work every day and dangerous working condition experimenting with new potion that can potentially diminish the very existence one’s being. Under Snow White’s parents’ huge imperial magical potion factory that dominate the whole France lives an old lady who spent every day cleaning a magical mirror.
The old lady was excessive obsessed with her own appearance that she would continuous ask the magical mirror who is the best looking women in the world. Afraid the old lady would raged and smashed the mirror out of jealously, the mirror would said “You, Madame, are the best looking women in the world.” However, one day, the mirror got too drunk singling halleuya who the other magical items in a “Items only bar” that he accidentally said Snow White was the prettiest in the world. Out of jealously and long compressed anger from the exploitation of the White family, the old lady began to study books of Marxist and started a whole serious of riots in France in various magical potion factory with Marxism-Madamnism that held a communist idea to overthrow the “White” family with an establishment of “Madame” regime. With strong feminist movement backing up the revolution, the White family was soon eradicated and eliminated, leaving poor Snow White alone in the forest, who escaped through the escort of seven royal little miniature men who are commonly being laughed as the “elf” due to their royal uniform with a pointy hat and pointy shoes.
Despite a successful revolution, the old lady was still anxious and wishing to eliminate the Snow White as she might threaten her place as the most beautiful women in the world. Using her pretentious communist idea, which is instead purely dictatorial, she ordered thousands of female to search the forest for Snow White. Despite how royal the “Elfs” are toward the White family, through continuous seduction of the female army sent by the old lady, the elfs eventually sell out the location of Snow White. Snow White was, of course, captured and tortured badly by the old lady. Despite how Snow White is punched and kicked in the face by the mentally unstable old lady, surprisingly, Snow White did not turn ugly from the beating. Instead, Snow White turns more sexy and beautiful. With her inner vampire instinct arise from the beating, Snow White breaks open the cuffs on her hands and legs with her superhuman abilities and are able to shoot out beam of justice from her eyes which incinerate the old lady’s communist idea
In the end, like all fairy tales, it ends with a happy ending. Snow White introduces democracy in France and people live happily ever after.
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